attempting sexiness...

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 22:45:10 GMT

TAKT.

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 06:16:29 GMT

Answer the following statements and then look them up on google image search. Post one of the images you find on the first results page. (Pictures are under their respective cuts... not.

( 1. The age you will be on your next birthday )
eighteen

( 2. The place you live )
weston

( 3. Your favorite color )
wine

( 4. The place you want to get married )
emerald isle

( 5. Your first love )
Colin

( 6. your favorite fruit or vegetable )
sweet potatoes

( 7. Your favorite animal )
cheetah

( 8. The last name of your favorite actor or actress )
stewart

( 9. The name of a pet )
spike

( 10. Your favorite song )
anti-pleasure dissertation

( 11. A bad habit of yours )
S L O B

( 12. Your middle name )
Gail

heartburn!

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:48:28 GMT

Pro5Stringer: you took english last year, yes?
so hunky dory: jess.
so hunky dory: porquah?
Pro5Stringer: you typed many-an-essay, no?
so hunky dory: yes, i did
Pro5Stringer: pick una favorita.
Pro5Stringer: i wish to read, please.
so hunky dory: ...really?
so hunky dory: wow, im speechless.
Pro5Stringer: ...? nothin wierd. i like very much to read (as long as its not a novel) the work of peoples.
so hunky dory: no, i think that ones of the most impressive questions anybodys ever asked me
so hunky dory: honestly
Pro5Stringer: well thankyou, so you'll donate to the cause of my curiosity?
Pro5Stringer: i promise not to steal it
so hunky dory: no no here
Pro5Stringer: besides knowing you its copyrighted ;-)
so hunky dory: haha
so hunky dory: i wrote a paper in philsophy on epistemology
Pro5Stringer: is it a report? sounds good
so hunky dory wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Dory\My Documents\my epistomology - philosophy paper.doc.
Pro5Stringer received C:\Documents and Settings\Dory\My Documents\my epistomology - philosophy paper.doc.
Pro5Stringer: but i want it to be something from you
so hunky dory: it is from me
so hunky dory: lol
Pro5Stringer: well i mean... with your own meat and veggies, ya know? im sure this will be plenty awesome though
so hunky dory: this is all from scratch, scouts honor
so hunky dory: lol
Pro5Stringer: i believe ya
Pro5Stringer: i'm not readin it yet
Pro5Stringer: how long is it?
so hunky dory: not that long, its big font
so hunky dory: do you know what epistemological particularism is?
Pro5Stringer: of course... i learned in my microwave manual.
so hunky dory: haha
Pro5Stringer: ... no. i dont know.
so hunky dory: ooo haha i thought you were serious oy
so hunky dory: its pretty simple: its just the acknowledgement that people with different character or personality or personal traits will believe things differently that others with differing traits just becuase of their differeing traits.
Pro5Stringer: believe things differently: elaborate
Pro5Stringer: well i guess i should read lol
so hunky dory: like, i believe that, as a jewish, white, female teen, that the option of abortion should be a constitutional right, or at least a legal right. but others, such as a white, evangelical christain male, may disagree
so hunky dory: haha maybeee
so hunky dory: do you have anything of yhours?
so hunky dory: yours8
so hunky dory: ***
Pro5Stringer: well sure i do
Pro5Stringer: you'd really like to see something?
so hunky dory: MOS. DEF.!
Pro5Stringer: i've got a nice short page-and-a-halfer... easily digestable
so hunky dory: send it over bubba
Pro5Stringer: not that you need anything easily digestable... lol nevermind
Pro5Stringer: i'm digging myself a hole
Pro5Stringer: ANYWAY
so hunky dory: haha is it a hole big enough for a SEXY PARTY?
Pro5Stringer wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Dory\My Documents\download\sohunkydory\APEH_nolava.doc.
so hunky dory received C:\Documents and Settings\Dory\My Documents\download\sohunkydory\APEH_nolava.doc.
so hunky dory: okay.
so hunky dory: wow.
so hunky dory: uhh im dumbfounded.
so hunky dory: uh-duh.
Pro5Stringer: i love your style! very heartfelt
Pro5Stringer: commas out the wazoo, but its all correct
so hunky dory: yeah, ahah my mom tells me that too
so hunky dory: you really liked it??
so hunky dory: i dont have any other of my philosophy essays on my comp, but ive written way better ones
Pro5Stringer: not done
Pro5Stringer: i was affraid it would be all objective
Pro5Stringer: but they're tons of style lol
so hunky dory: heck no, i hate objective writting
so hunky dory: i had to pump a little fact in there, but only for the sake of the basis of the paper
so hunky dory: otherwise it would just be commentary, lol
Pro5Stringer: and your paper begs the question: why, then, can't we just get along?
so hunky dory: exactly
so hunky dory: because of epistemological particularism!!!
Pro5Stringer: perhaps just the insignt to identify this, as you so professionall noted, "epistemological particularism," would serve to nullify its curse?
so hunky dory: nope, because not everybody wants to believe that thought
so hunky dory: some people are just so closeminded that they wont even accept personal or racial differences as the cause
so hunky dory: they just think that whatever they say is right, their way or the high way. and because of the existence and the absense of epistemological particularism is why we cant all get along.
so hunky dory: its like unison in division?
Pro5Stringer: thus, jihad.
so hunky dory: exactly
Pro5Stringer: dory greenberg should you persue the ultimate executive office of this nation you've secured yourself one solid, unwavering vote.
Pro5Stringer:
so hunky dory: ryan, you don't know how happy you make me
so hunky dory: honestly,
so hunky dory:

the rest of you: suck.

"People Like Us."

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 05:05:57 GMT

alright, i know you're wondering, "holy shit, Dory's updating? i thought she killed herself." no no no. contrary to popular belief, i just stopped giving a shit!

so now i'm following sarahq's lead: because i am grounded for the week: because my parents are neurotic control freaks: because god hates me.

Done a striptease.
Bungee jumped.
Visited Paris.
Watched a lightning storm at sea.
Stayed up all night long and watch the sunrise.
Seen the Northern Lights.
Gone to a huge sports game.
Grown and eaten your own vegetables.
Touched an iceberg.
Slept under the stars.
Changed a baby's diaper.
Taken a trip in a hot air balloon.
Watched a meteor shower.
Gotten drunk on champagne.
Given more than you can afford to charity.
Looked up at the night sky through a telescope.
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment.
Had a food fight.
Bet on a winning horse.
Taken a sick day when you're not ill.
Asked out a stranger.
Had a snowball fight.
Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
Screamed as loudly as you possibly can.
Held a lamb.
Organized and planned a surprise party for a loved one.
Taken a midnight skinny dip.
Taken an ice cold shower.
Said "I love you" and meant it.
Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar.
Seen a total eclipse.
Ridden a roller coaster.
Hit a home run.
Fit three weeks miraculously into three days.
Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking.
Adopted an accent for an entire day.
Visited the birthplace of your ancestors.
Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment.
Had two hard drives for your computer.
Visited all 50 states.
Loved your job for all accounts.
Taken care of someone who was really sick.
Had enough money to be truly satisfied.
Have amazing friends.
Danced with a stranger in a foreign country.
Watched wild whales.
Stolen a sign.
Backpacked in Europe.
Taken a road-trip.
Rock climbing.
Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice.
Midnight walk on the beach.
Sky diving.
Visited Ireland.
Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love. [duh]
In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them.
Visited Japan. [soon!]
Bench pressed your own weight.
Milked a cow.
Alphabetized your cds. [guilty]
Pretended to be a superhero.
Sung karaoke. [DUH]
Lounged around in bed all day.
Protested something you feel strongly against.
Scuba diving.
Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye.
Kissed in the rain.
Played in the rain.
Gone to a drive-in theater.
Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.
Started a business.
Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog.
Dropped Windows in favor of something better.
Fallen in love and not had your heart broken. [impossible]
Toured ancient sites.
Taken a martial arts class for like 7 years.
Swordfought for the honor of a woman.
Played a DVD for more than 6 hours straight.
Been in a movie.
Crashed a party.
Liked someone you shouldn't have.
Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy.
Gotten divorced.
Started an office war.
Gone without food for 5 days.
Made cookies from scratch.
Won first prize in a costume contest.
Ridden a gondola in Venice.
Gotten a tattoo.
Rafted the Snake River.
Been on television news programs as an "expert."
Got flowers for no reason.
Made out in a public place.
GOT SO DRUNK YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
Been addicted to some form of illegal drug.
Performed on stage.
Recorded music.
Eaten shark.
Drank an entire 6 pack by yourself.
Gone to Thailand.
Seen Siouxsie live.
Bought a house.
Been in a combat zone.
Buried one/both of your parents.
Shaved all of your hair off.
Been on a cruise ship.
Spoken more than one language fluently.
Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone.
Bounced a check.
Performed in theatre.
Read - and understood - your credit report.
Raised children.
Taken a bicycle tour in a foreign country.
Found out something significant that your ancestors did.
Called or written your Congress person.
Picked up and moved to another city to just start over. [i wish]
Walked the Golden Gate Bridge.
Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking.
Had an abortion. [won "most likely to have an abortion" in adzima's class.]
Had plastic surgery.
Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
Held someone while they were having a flashback.
Piloted an airplane.
Pet a stingray.
Broken someone's heart.
Helped an animal give birth.
Been fired or laid off from a job.
Won money on a T.V. game show.
Broken a bone.
Killed a human being.
Gone on an African photo safari.
Ridden a motorcycle.
Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph.
Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced.
Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol.
Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild.
Ridden a horse.
Had major surgery.
Ridden on a passenger train.
Had a snake as a pet.
Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing.
Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours.
Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states.
Visited all 7 continents.
Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days.
Eaten kangaroo meat.
Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground.
Been a sperm or egg donor.
Eaten sushi.
Had your picture in the newspaper.
Had 2 healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime.
Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about.
Gotten someone fired for their actions.
Gone back to school.
Parasailed.
Changed your name.
Petted a cockroach.
Eaten fried green tomatoes.
Read The Iliad.
Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read a book by them.
Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, or cups because your apartment needed them.
Taught yourself an art from scratch.
Killed and prepared an animal for eating.
Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt.
Skipped all your school reunions.
Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language.
Been elected to public office.
Written your own computer language.
Thought to yourself that you're living your dream. [a lot]
Had to put someone you love into hospice care.
Built your own PC from parts.
Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you.
Had a booth at a street fair.
Dyed your hair.
Been a DJ.
Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal.
Written your own role playing game.
Been arrested.
Hated someone.
Bought everyone in the pub a drink
Swam with wild dolphins
Climbed a mountain.
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive.
Been inside the Great Pyramid.
Held a tarantula.
Taken a candlelit bath with someone.
Posed nude in front of strangers.
Visited the Great Wall of China.
Had sex at the office.
Masturbated in a public place.
Had a one-night stand. [somewhat?]
Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
Followed your favorite band/singer on tour.
Created and named your own constellation of stars .
Wrote articles for a large publication.
Lost over 100 pounds.
Had sex on a moving train.
Been banned from somewhere.
Gone to a zoo.
Been to Florida. [duh?]
Been in AWANA.
Gone to the hospital.
Been to Mexico.
Made a website.
Put something other than a plug in an outlet .
Eaten a snail.
Been to a concert.
Taken a piano lesson.
Gone to Carnegie Hall.
Had a dog.
Made a movie... home video...
Been fat. [duh]
Been to Boston.
Ate soap.
Made a scarf.
Drunk sweet tea.
Been in the wedding party.
Fallen in a well.
Read through the Bible in a year.
Stolen something from somewhere.
Played tennis.
Written a story.
Been in a bad car accident.
Had chicken pox.
Graduated high school. [not soon enough]
Been in Drama club.
Been a counselor at a camp.
Been to camp.
Lived in another country.

♥♥♥

_____Favorite_____
1. gum: orbit bubblemint/cinnamint. nothing compares.
2. restaurant: at the moment: Pei Wei [duh]
3. drink: regular: rootbeer float, alchoholic: CHAMBORD.
4. season: winter
5. type of weather: overcast and chilly, not cold, with no humidity. it's not gloomy; it's peaceful.
6. emotion: silly
7. thing to do on a half day: watch a movie and order in with good friends.
8. late-night activity: C-SPAN
9. sport: track & field.
10. city: LA/Boston
11. store: aardvarks on Melrose!

_______When Was the Last Time You_______
12. cried: for the first time in a long time... i do not remember. =] nor do i plan on remembering.
13. played a sport: 2 sundays ago, soccer at everglades!
14. laughed: about 2 hours ago at Panera with new-friend Mike and Kaylarin "the 9 year old catch" Marcus
15. hugged someone: at richie bonilla's house. i hugged kevin bonilla.. i HUGGED Kevin Bonilla lol, swoon.!
16. kissed someone: =X i cannot say, because it could cause scandal [i'm serious].
17. felt depressed: for the past week, because he won't call.
19. faked sick: a couple days before school ended
20. lied: at panera so my parents wouldn't pick me up as quick. =\ lame.

_________What Was the Last_______
21. word you said: "okay"
22. thing you ate: homemade peach cobbler
23. song you listened to: "The Celibate Life" - The Shins
24. last thing you drank: water w/ lemon
25. place you went to: richie's to pick up the sis.
26. movie you saw: Requiem For A Dream
27. movie you rented: Snatch, real funny movie.

_______Who Was the Last Person You_______
28. hugged: kevin bonilla, okay?
29. cried over: new zach.
30. instant messaged: scott rog!!
31. danced with: myself.
32. shared a secret with: David
33. had a sleepover with: Alisha
34. called: David
35. went to a movie with: wow... haven't for a while... i think it was daniel earle. hm.
36. saw: Mady
37. were angry with: that asshole that cooks for Pei Wei who thinks he the shit. ugh, can't stand him.
38. cant take your eyes off: this guy that walked into work today... lol, how queer.
39. obsessed over: jon stewart??

_______Have you ever_______
40. danced in the rain: duh
41. kissed someone: surely
42. done drugs: does ibuprofen count?
43. drank alcohol: yeah.
44. partied 'til the sun came up: yes, but i don't recall it.
45. had a movie marathon: indeed
46. gone too far on a dare: i don't believe so
47. spun until you were immensely dizzy: sure who hasn't? [i concur]

_______My Life_______
48. school you to go: cypress bay.
49. name: Dory
50. gender: female
51. birthday: dec 19 87
52. relationship status: floating.
53. nationality: whiter than you think.
54. State or province u live in: florida

_______Play_______
55. i'm feeling: listless
56. i'm listening to: a mix of my computer running, Reno 911, and The Shins
57. i'm doing: the opposite of sleeping, which is what i should be doing
58. i'm talking to: no one. ha, the usual.
59. i'm craving: quite honeslty: play.
60. i'm thinking of: why my right eye won't stop flaking. gross.
61. i'm hating: no one really. how zen of me.

_______Love_______
62. love is: platonic
63. my first love: colin
64. my current love: okay, as nerdy as it sounds, my current book, An Inconvenient Woman by Dominick Dunne..... pathetic.
65. love or lust: lust is just dandy for now.
66. best love song: i guess ... one of them is "My Favorite Thing" - Silverchair... even though it makes me cry sometimes.
67. Possible to be in love w/ more than: wtf kind of drop-off question is that??
68. when love hurts: yeah... it hurts...?
69. Are you in love: no. no i am not.

_______Opposite/Same Sex_______
70. turn ons: intellecualism, humor, good lips, tall, can carry a conversation, and the most important: likes me as much, if not more, than i like him.
71. turn offs: untamed hairyness, playing hard-to-get, bad hair, bad odor, thinks they are funnier than they are, shyness
72. do your parent's opinion on your gf/bf matter to you: eff that.
73. what kinda hairstyle are you into? i actually kind of think shaved heads are sexy, on guys that can sport that look. otherwise, a nice, shaggy look.
74. What is the sweetest thing a girl/guy can do for you?: surprise me with something sincere or funny
75. where do you go to meet new people? random places, usually through friends so whever they are
76. are you the type of person to HOLLA and ask for numbers?: um, depends?

_____Picky Picky_______
77. dog or cat: dog
78. short or long hair: shorter
79. sunshine or rain: sun shower
80. hugs or kisses: kiss
81. xbox or ps2: neither
82. written letters or e-mails: neither
83, Cars or motorcycles: cars
84. coke or pepsi: water
85. house party or club: chilling at a house, no big party.
86. sing or dance: dance!
87. freak or slow dance: freak-a-deak.

_______Lately_______
88. How are you today? kind of just going through the motions, but thanks for asking.
89. what pants are you wearing right now?: none, but my granny panties make up for the loss of pants. honestly.
90. what shirt are you wearing right now? none.
91. what does your hair look like at the moment: i found all these claw-like clips and decided to just throw them all up in my hair... god what a sight i must be right now. sheesh.
92. what song are you listening to right now? "let it be" - the Beatles
93. how is the weather right now? pretty dark, bob. it seems as though the sun had gone down and all light has dispersed; fascinating stuff i tell ya.
94. who was last person you talked to on the phone? David
95. last dream i can remember?: i dreamed about working at work.

♥♥

1. name: Dory.. again.
2. sex: female
3. birthday: dec 19 87 this is ridiculous
4. siblings: Mady - 10? ...lol 15
5. hair color: strawberry blonde
6. eye color: "jungle" green hehe.
7. shoe size: 7.5 - 8
8. height: 5'3 and then some.

r e l a t i o n s h i p s

1. who are your best friends?: bitch, burnside, and kawawebah.

f a s h i o n | s t u f f

1. where is your favorite place to shop: aaaaaaaaaaardvarks.
2. any tattoos or piercings: my ears, generic!

s p e c i f i c s

1. do you do drugs? no sir.
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: i use 2 [as if you care]: paul mitchell Daily Skinny and Garnier Fructise.
3. what are you most scared of?: a lot of stuff... a pretty mean moth scared the shit out of me on the way home.
5. who is the last person that called you?: David
6. where do you want to get married? on the Beach
7. how many buddies are online right now?: 55
8. what would you change about yourself?: my legs, liposuck those babies.

F a v o r i t e s

1. color(s): wine and grey
2. food: apple pie a la mode.
3. boys names: Knox.. i really like Knox.
4. girls names: Landis
5. subjects in school: philosophy
6. animals: cheetahs

h a v e | y o u | e v e r

1. given anyone a bath?: yes
2. smoked? nope!
3. bungee jumped? no
4. made yourself throw up?: ew, gag! [[pun intended]]..no.
5. skinny dipped?: sure
6: ever been in love?: right.
7. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: more than enough
8. pictured your crush naked?: derr.
9. actually seen your crush naked?: ....i don't really have a crush right now.
10. cried when someone died: yes
11. lied: indeed
12. fallen for your best friend?: no maam.
13. been rejected?: every hour on the hour
14. rejected someone?: yes, but it doesn't even compare to the above question. thanks.
15. used someone?: no way.
16. done something you regret?: of course

c u r r e n t

clothes: granny panties and a sports bra. sexaaay. oh, and socks
music: "Show No Fear" - The Pilfers
make-up: zit medicine
annoyance: my laziness
smell: asian food + B.O. + clinique happy heart + tea tree oil = mmmm.
desktop picture: some queer picture alisha put on
book youre reading: An Inconvenient Woman
in cd player: Rage Against the Machine
color of toenails: Nude?

l a s t | p e r s o n

you touched: kevin bonilla, haha.
hugged: see above, sheesh.
you imed: scotty rog!
you yelled at: my mom.
you kissed: =XXXX

a r e | y o u

understanding: Y
open-minded: YY
arrogant: NN
insecure: N
interesting: IHOPE?
random: Y
hungry: MEH
smart: Y
moody: YY
hard working: YY
organized: NNNNNNNNN
healthy: Y!
shy: NN
difficult: --
attractive: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Bored: MEH
messy: YYYYY
responsible: Y
obsessed: N
angry: S

w h o | d o | y o u | w a n n a

kill: no one
slap: intolerant people
get really wasted with: David & Alisha, that would be so fun.
get high with: alisha, in amsterdam, with pumpkin flavored pot. otherwise... nobody.
look like: i've gotten shirely temple, annie, and kise kudrow. i don't really give a flip.
talk to offline: new zach
talk to online: anybody willing to talk to me

r a n d o m

in the morning i am: pretty upbeat.
all i need is: a sportsbra... or 2... or 3.
love is: platonic
i dream about: random shit.

o p p o s i t e | s e x

what do you notice first: lips
last person you slow danced with: i think travis goroway at homecoming.
worst question to ask: anything concerning how small their equipment is. oy gevult.
makes you laugh the most: at the moment: jason adamsky
makes you smile: ethan and ryan dorries
who do you have a crush on: nobody real, i'm in lust mode.

d o | y o u | e v e r

sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special?: in the past, yes.
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: yeahhhh
wish you were younger: sometimes
cried because someone said something to you?: don't even get me started.

N u m b e r

of times i have had my heart broken: countless
of hearts i have broken: like 3 at most i think
of guys ive kissed: i counted with alissa gold the other day, lol: 26?
of girls ive kissed: hahah 2: kara and brittey mccollum! oy gevult
of continents i have lived in: one
of tight friends: 4, RECOGNIZE.
of cds i own: a lot
of scars on my body: A LOT

F i n a l | q u e s t i o n s

1. do you like fillings these out?: not particulary
5. gold or silver: silver
6. what was the last film you saw at the movies?: forget, oops.
7. favorite cartoon/anime?: BRAK
8. what did you have for breakfast this morning? cinnamon crunch bagel and water with chris bates at panera!
10. who would you love being locked in a room with? orlando bloom, drool.
11. could you live without your computer?: sure
12. would you color your hair? when it starts to grey, and maybe then not even.
13. could you ever get off the computer? yes
14. habla espanol? oui.
15. how many people are on your buddy list? 200
16. drink alcohol: ...what, you want a drink?

okay, after filling this BS out, everybody who reads this should comment something, ANYTHING, please.

PAICE.

SMOOTH SAILING; SUNFISH REQUESTED.

Thu, 05 May 2005 02:09:23 GMT

Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band: T H E S H I N S

Are you male or female: Girl Inform Me
Describe yourself: Weird Divide
How do some people feel about you: Caring is Creepy
How do you feel about yourself: Mine's Not a High Horse
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: The Celibate Life
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Those to Come
Describe where you want to be: When You Land Here, It's Time
Describe what you want to be: Gone For Good
Describe how you live: Fighting in a Sack / New Slang
Describe how you love: Kissing the Lipless
Share a few words of wisdom: So Says I [we are a brutal kind]

yeah....
so..........
what am i doing here? i'm going to watch South Park. PAICE.

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 22:22:26 GMT

SwEeT GrL 2584: you are useless
so hunky dory: :'(
SwEeT GrL 2584: haha
SwEeT GrL 2584: you penis!
SwEeT GrL 2584: im half sperm you know
so hunky dory: ......::sigh::
so hunky dory: hahahaha
SwEeT GrL 2584: haha
so hunky dory: OH NO!!!
so hunky dory: I'M MISSING MY Y CHROMOSOME!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SwEeT GrL 2584: wow, that sucks
SwEeT GrL 2584: wiat, arent you supposed yo be dead yet
SwEeT GrL 2584: no wait, they are all on that towel, the one form the hotel
so hunky dory: ...you ordered sperm to kill me?
so hunky dory: what are you in some kind of penis mob?
SwEeT GrL 2584: well actually...
SwEeT GrL 2584: im a mobster for the spermdickpeniscock mofia
so hunky dory: "that's a pretty nice egg you got der.... be a shame if anyting should happen to it"
SwEeT GrL 2584: hahaha
SwEeT GrL 2584: dory, wherre is this going?
so hunky dory: IN ZE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
so hunky dory: hahahahah
so hunky dory: we are such feminists
SwEeT GrL 2584: haha

SwEeT GrL 2584: im proud to be a feminist, where at least i can pimp some sperm
so hunky dory: And I won't forget the weaker sex
Who gave that right to me-erm
SwEeT GrL 2584: and i proudly give them, the middle finger, because its right you see
so hunky dory: 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love the cock
God Bless the fem-i-nists!
SwEeT GrL 2584: YAY!

care to comment?

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 03:11:44 GMT

Random update, ey?
i'm just home doing nothing because my grandma died today 17 years ago....
according to my Pole, i am 10 lbs. overweight.
...alright, i feel totally lame updating this thing to begin with. so:

Burnside & me at her house before homecoming.

Weber & Rach at Las Olas... it seems like so long ago.

...A'isha Watermaker & Dorsey Pree: a dangerously provocative combination.

Alissagold & me in Orlando, wahoo.

hahaha, she's going to kill me for posting this... but it's at kat's birthday! it has good intentions!

and last..but CERTAINLY not least...

DIDDY EFFING REISE.

And you've got too much to wear on your sleeve
it's too much to do with me
and secretly, I want to bury in the yard.... the grey remains of a friendship scarred.

please add me.
fin.

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 02:52:43 GMT


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don't get used to updates, i just thought this was funny.
PAICE.

so'long.

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 03:14:47 GMT

well guys, it's been a blast here in weston... mhm...
but now i'm off to the glorious UCLA Campus for 6 weeks of... who knows what.
maybe, once in a while, i'll find time to update, but i'm not guarunteeing NOTHIN'.!

kara and zach came over to eat my mother's food tonight, and then we followed up with nip/tuck, bananas foster, attempted hickeys, and lots of laughs. i'm going to miss you guys so much, as well as everyone else down here who's worth missing, which is virtually everyone!

whew.... 6 weeks IS a long time, ey!?

keep on keepin' on youngin's, and p.s. sorry that kara and i missed you, kat!... but you got AWFUL timing. <3

p.p.s. if you would like to talk to me when i am not on AIM [superduper id], email me at: nerdonastick2@yahoo.com

see you in Cali. =] adios.

ya know, it's like, what the fuck?

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 02:16:41 GMT

2 waters, 1 serving of duck curry with carrots and rice, and a plate full of banana tempura later, i am officially BAH-LOATED.

but it was a nice way to spend a good father's day meal, i guess.

i read People Like Us for 2 and a half hours at starbucks today [from 12-2:30, in case you were one of the billions of people that seemed to be at town center at the same general time and didn't go into starbucks]. i'm almost done; then it's on to one of the 3 summer reading materials for the summer, probably Uncle Tom's Cabin first, because it's the thickest. =\?

i've started cleaning off my shelves in my room because my darling parents have decided to re-do my room while i'm in california. PEACHY.. not. it kind of makes me feel as if i'm moving out.. it's odd to me. hmm, how ridiculous of me.

tatenda musapatike: i love you and miss you. just thought you outta know. =] sailing pals ForEv.

6 days, man, 6 dayssssssssssssssssssss.!

---

edit [i couldn't resist]:

hahahahha it's just so funny that most of the people it has up there don't even know each other! haahahhahhha
p.s. i knew that, alissa. it was totally obvious. <3

tatenda... how could you?!?! <3
and alli blum... S C A N D A L O U S !

chalk full of WHAh?

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 02:59:41 GMT

i'm itchy.
zach's back.
let's rock 'n' rolllll.

vicky's secret, here i come!... or not.
i looooove my new shirts. mad props to mr. man for the grand assistance.

i missed zach so much, i'm so glad he's finally back.

... 7 days..

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 05:05:16 GMT

i never knew how scary i can really get until tonight.
until someone decide to upset my sister.
i am, honest to fucking god, literally, shaking with anger.

her so-called best friend has been putting her through all hell and i am sick and fucking tired of it. this tsunami of fury just came over me after hearing all the shit this selfish, obnoxious, inconsiderate little bitch did to my sister, her pride, and my pride; having the audacity to take her clothes when my sister LENT them to her, not inviting her to places when my sister has taken her everywhee her little heart desired, and flat out calling her names and critisizing my sister on her body type when this fat tub of lard weighs clearly over 160 pounds and is only in the 8th grade.

so i called her up 5 minutes ago and, i swear to you, i souded like the devil. honest to god, like fucking Satan himself. not even a girly Satan, much to my disappointment. it was worse then how i get with the Gittess kids [and if you haven't heard my Adventures in ~~Babysitting~~ Hell stories, then just now it gets pretty bad.] my sister got really scared and i don't blame her. i would be scared too if i wasn't so preoccupied scaring the shit out of her so-called friend. but i guess i got through to the bitch and she's giving Mady back all her stuff. and she better as hell not come near my sister.
and she has a fucking death wish if she's within eyesight of me.

this is just a warning [although i don't think it really apllies to anybody reading this] to never, ever, fuck with my little sister. because if you fuck with my little sister, then you fuck with me.
and that is not something you want to be doing.

good night.

URGENT

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 14:12:55 GMT

A CRISIS IS AT HAND.

WHAT COLOR[S] SHOULD I DIE MY NEW CHUCK TAYLOR'S?!
SHOULD I KEEP THEM TURQUOISE WITH BLUE POLKA DOTS??
OR WHAT?!?!?!

please, PLEASE, comment. i beg of you for suggestions.

edit*-
the deed has been done.
they are ~~Salmon~~ fucking pink, thanks to the sun, with red polka dots.
fin.

my room is a battlefield

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 13:19:55 GMT

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well. first real day of summer, i guess. i feel quite strange, but i think that's due to the carton of strawberries and whipped cream i ate at 1 o'clock in the morning. hmmm.

i'm half-way through People Like Us. IT'S SO GOOD. sometimes i think about it during the day and realize that some people i know actually act like some of the snooty people in the book. it's good reading, i recommend to everyone.

anyone up for celebrating june 14th with me?
ok then.
p.s. i hope kat has fun in EUROPA.
p.p.s. john is a LEGEND.
p.p.p.s. i am SO excited for california. wooee

another lame-o entry.

Thu, 10 Jun 2004 02:09:32 GMT

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why, chelsea, why?!

p.s. tomorrow, i'm gunna be a JUNIOR.
how scary is THAT?

have a nice summmer, youngin's.

who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

Mon, 31 May 2004 14:47:45 GMT

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beach today, i'm excited.

this is a lame entry, deal with it.

Больнóґо нáдо водить за руку = the invalid has to be led by the hand.

Tue, 25 May 2004 01:47:38 GMT

first hour: model UN. and i borrowed Brian's book on how to speak Russian... it freakin owns!! i was reading/speaking it all day. and daniel and josh were amusing, as usual.

second hour: Juriassic Park, again. bo-ring. but tara and sara were fun and sunburnt.

third hour: first we did this odd "game" where we spinning around a baseball bat and attempt to run toward coach english blowing a whistle with our eyes closed. mhm, it was a total blast... and then we played kickball where i was a total spaz and fall down on my face/ass like 5 times. got a cut and bruised and orange, but everybody said i played good, do it's all good.

lunch: 2 pieces of banana bread, free root beer, and more russian. it was peaceful.

fourth hour: freakin' boring as all hell. more russian. oh, and kyle got caught toughing lian's boob. oops, poor guy. =\

---
that's basically it. well, not really, i lied sorry.
kat, megan and i went to circut city & michael's after school and i got the keen Franz Ferdinand CD and i looove it. then i came home and did nothing.
now i'm freaking out because zach called and told me he passed out after he got home from running today and he thinks he has the flu. NOT KEEN.

p.s. -

that's right! we're BOTH havin' kids! [only i know who be my baby's daddy cuz i ain't a HO. ;) ]
being bloated sucks, but what are ya gunna do.

BREAKING NEWS:
DUDE, SOMEONE DREW A FUCKING SWASTIKA ON A PLAYGROUND SLIDE IN WESTON HILLS. IT WAS ON THE 10 O'CLOCK NEWS.
SERIOUSLY: WHAT THE FUCK.

official 80's day - MAY 23rd.

Sun, 23 May 2004 17:19:30 GMT

"I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER.
Where beer does flow and men chunder.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
Yeah."

80's movie marathon on the AMC CHANNEL.

Totally 80's weekend on 97.3 the coast.

and I'm totally wearing my Flashdance sweater and my big hair all day today.

awesome awesome awesome awesome!!!
go 80's! REPRESENT '87.

EDIT:

NOTE: z

No smoking around Dory. Thankyou for your co-operation.

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ees moosh faurtsen und yetst feek mish... du gaila zao!

Sat, 22 May 2004 03:39:35 GMT

yea, so i came to school with my hair brushed out today and it was ashtonishing how many more friends i seemed to have.

maybe it's because i blended in with the Multicultural fest?
nonetheless, i loved it. i think i'll do it more often.
[P.S. those glasses are britni's. if you were to say they are mad hot, because they are, you should tell her, not me. <33 ]

we also had JeW.mOrmOn session! [a.k.a. Girl Talk 101]!

the lovely britni and katie. what a cute picture!

alissa gold, in all her glory.

starkman... kinda looking like something out of Cirque de Soleil... but he's still uber keen.

alisha, being intellectual and reading. she's sooo pretty! unfair to the max.

OH SNAP! OH SNAP! LUDACRIS IN DA HIZZOUSE! ROLLIN' ON 20'S! YEAH!

britni laughing.. really really hard about something. she looks silly.

i really like this picture of me and zach. i'm kind of looking Janis-Joplin-like and zach looks pissed off.. but he's still cute mad. =]

Andres O'hara-Plotnik and A'ISHA WATERMATER. rad.

i apologize for the pictures being so big. so sorry guys.

yea, this lady comedian isn't funny. no me gusta.
went to see Shrek 2 tonight w/ zach and john "ethnic" guy. this 9-year-old girl kept telling us her life story in the line to get in the theatre... it reminded me of the Gittess kids and i started to get paranoid, 'cause i thought it was like some kind of bad omen. =\ [p.s. congrats to kelsey for saving a kid's life! bravo!] then we stopped by kat's and i left early because i was tired but then my stupid sister woke me up to sew her pants. peachy.
..

tomorrow...

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

Thu, 20 May 2004 02:06:24 GMT

i have a feeling that i have no friends [edit: on the track team].
except for kara.

sorry about that missing detail... <33

for your full-sized adventures

Tue, 18 May 2004 00:01:08 GMT

What Would You do if..?
I cried:
I asked you to help:
I died from natural causes:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got pregnent:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

What Do You Think Of My..?
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manerisms:
Family:
Body:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You..?
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Take a bullet for me:
Keep in touch:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Have Sex with me:
Ditch me:
Use me:
Date me:
Rape me:
Beat me up:

humor me by filling this out [and if you put this in your journal, i'll gladly return the favor].
i really want a yearbook. =[

how's my little existentialist doing? hmm?

Sun, 16 May 2004 18:37:50 GMT

ok, so here are my classes for next year. let me know if you are taking some of the same:

AP American History
AP Calculus
Philosophy 1 [honors?]
American Musical Theatre
English 3 honors
Chemistry honors

so alissa and zach came over last night and we watched In Living Color and ate homemade banana popsicles, although they were not on a stick. we also met up with kat, kelsey, and josh VDB at town center, where somehow i proceded to fall down and bang my chin on a handicaped parking sign pole. graceful, i know.

p.s. i am CHINA for the Model UN thing i'm doing for AP Euro. GO COMMUNISM! =]

terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Thu, 13 May 2004 02:48:28 GMT

spring is the worst season ever. everythin bad happens in spring. especially may 12 [p.s. i apologize in advance if today is your birthday, but today sucked dick for me.]

i woke up this morning wanting to not wake up, so i guess it wasn't the best start of the day. AP Euro was .. ok. josh the goof, earle, brian monroe and camillo and i played RISK and i kinda broke even from where i was yesterday to today, but it was still fun playing. but then i walk outside of AP Euro to meet the lovely Britni and i started bleeding out of my vagina. so i go to my bio class, grab a tampon, and sprint to the restroom. it was exhilirating, let me tell ya... so, Bio was okay, but i feel bad for sara sometimes because travis can be a dick; tara is always keen. Weight training SUCKED. i mean BIG TIME suck. although i remembered to bring my too sports bras and running shoes in the anticipation of running another mile or two, we ended up only playing kickball. so during kickball, i was running towards second base and this dick Morgan decides to throw the soccer ball straight at my face from 5 feet away. so i fall to the ground, get up really pissed off and i begin to start yelling at him when my ovaries get the best of me and i walk off the field crying. i am the biggest fucking wimp in the entire world, officially; but i really didn't want to risk getting in trouble because i knew how mad my parents have gotten when i told them that i've hit somebody, in or out of school. so after that who fiasco everythig was okay and i went on the stairmaster to calm down. fourth hour was uber boring, so i just wrote a note to kat expressing my PMS blues. after school i came home, fell asleep, woke up and mady and i went to TOUCHY for board elections. i don't really want to get into detail about what TOUCHY is or about the other electinos woes but the worst part was the Alissa didn't win her election so she was really sad, which made me sad, so i treated her to a McDonald's hot fudge sundae after the elections were all over. i really hope she feels better, she definately deserved that position. but i know she has bigger fish to fry in the future. then i come home to find out that Ronnie's grandfather passed away. i didn't really know her grandpa that well but just remembering how much depression i went through when my grandpa died made me cry and feel really sorry for her [cry count for today: 2]. i really hope she gets through this okay. and now i'm bloated so much i seriously look like in at least 2 months pregnant, no lie. look, i'll even take a picture:

=((((((((((
i want this day to end now, so i'm off to bed.

i wanna see "ALIEN - the Director's cut". will someone come over the day that it's on and watch it with me?