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Answer the following statements and then look them up on google image search. Post one of the images you find on the first results page. (Pictures are under their respective cuts... not.
( good day to you sir. )
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| "People Like Us." |
[12 Jun 2005|11:34pm] |
alright, i know you're wondering, "holy shit, Dory's updating? i thought she killed herself." no no no. contrary to popular belief, i just stopped giving a shit!
so now i'm following sarahq's lead: because i am grounded for the week: because my parents are neurotic control freaks: because god hates me.
( YOU CAN STOP READING NOW, GOSH. )
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| SMOOTH SAILING; SUNFISH REQUESTED. |
[04 May 2005|10:01pm] |
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Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band: T H E S H I N S
Are you male or female: Girl Inform Me
Describe yourself: Weird Divide
How do some people feel about you: Caring is Creepy
How do you feel about yourself: Mine's Not a High Horse
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: The Celibate Life
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Those to Come
Describe where you want to be: When You Land Here, It's Time
Describe what you want to be: Gone For Good
Describe how you live: Fighting in a Sack / New Slang
Describe how you love: Kissing the Lipless
Share a few words of wisdom: So Says I [we are a brutal kind]
yeah....
so..........
what am i doing here? i'm going to watch South Park. PAICE.
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[23 Jan 2005|03:31pm] |
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SwEeT GrL 2584: you are useless
so hunky dory: :'(
SwEeT GrL 2584: haha
SwEeT GrL 2584: you penis!
SwEeT GrL 2584: im half sperm you know
so hunky dory: ......::sigh::
so hunky dory: hahahaha
SwEeT GrL 2584: haha
so hunky dory: OH NO!!!
so hunky dory: I'M MISSING MY Y CHROMOSOME!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SwEeT GrL 2584: wow, that sucks
SwEeT GrL 2584: wiat, arent you supposed yo be dead yet
SwEeT GrL 2584: no wait, they are all on that towel, the one form the hotel
so hunky dory: ...you ordered sperm to kill me?
so hunky dory: what are you in some kind of penis mob?
SwEeT GrL 2584: well actually...
SwEeT GrL 2584: im a mobster for the spermdickpeniscock mofia
so hunky dory: "that's a pretty nice egg you got der.... be a shame if anyting should happen to it"
SwEeT GrL 2584: hahaha
SwEeT GrL 2584: dory, wherre is this going?
so hunky dory: IN ZE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
so hunky dory: hahahahah
so hunky dory: we are such feminists
SwEeT GrL 2584: haha
SwEeT GrL 2584: im proud to be a feminist, where at least i can pimp some sperm
so hunky dory: And I won't forget the weaker sex
Who gave that right to me-erm
SwEeT GrL 2584: and i proudly give them, the middle finger, because its right you see
so hunky dory: 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love the cock
God Bless the fem-i-nists!
SwEeT GrL 2584: YAY!
care to comment?
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[21 Jan 2005|09:25pm] |
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"saint simon" - the shins |
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Random update, ey?
i'm just home doing nothing because my grandma died today 17 years ago....
according to my Pole, i am 10 lbs. overweight.
...alright, i feel totally lame updating this thing to begin with. so:
( everybody loves an LJ-cut...even completely pointless ones )
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[02 Oct 2004|10:35am] |
don't get used to updates, i just thought this was funny.
PAICE.
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| so'long. |
[25 Jun 2004|11:04pm] |
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well guys, it's been a blast here in weston... mhm...
but now i'm off to the glorious UCLA Campus for 6 weeks of... who knows what.
maybe, once in a while, i'll find time to update, but i'm not guarunteeing NOTHIN'.!
kara and zach came over to eat my mother's food tonight, and then we followed up with nip/tuck, bananas foster, attempted hickeys, and lots of laughs. i'm going to miss you guys so much, as well as everyone else down here who's worth missing, which is virtually everyone!
whew.... 6 weeks IS a long time, ey!?
keep on keepin' on youngin's, and p.s. sorry that kara and i missed you, kat!... but you got AWFUL timing. <3
p.p.s. if you would like to talk to me when i am not on AIM [superduper id], email me at: nerdonastick2@yahoo.com
see you in Cali. =] adios.
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| ya know, it's like, what the fuck? |
[20 Jun 2004|09:42pm] |
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The Postal Service |
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2 waters, 1 serving of duck curry with carrots and rice, and a plate full of banana tempura later, i am officially BAH-LOATED.
but it was a nice way to spend a good father's day meal, i guess.
i read People Like Us for 2 and a half hours at starbucks today [from 12-2:30, in case you were one of the billions of people that seemed to be at town center at the same general time and didn't go into starbucks]. i'm almost done; then it's on to one of the 3 summer reading materials for the summer, probably Uncle Tom's Cabin first, because it's the thickest. =\?
i've started cleaning off my shelves in my room because my darling parents have decided to re-do my room while i'm in california. PEACHY.. not. it kind of makes me feel as if i'm moving out.. it's odd to me. hmm, how ridiculous of me.
tatenda musapatike: i love you and miss you. just thought you outta know. =] sailing pals ForEv.
6 days, man, 6 dayssssssssssssssssssss.!
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edit [i couldn't resist]:
hahahahha it's just so funny that most of the people it has up there don't even know each other! haahahhahhha
p.s. i knew that, alissa. it was totally obvious. <3
tatenda... how could you?!?! <3
and alli blum... S C A N D A L O U S !
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[19 Jun 2004|12:49am] |
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i never knew how scary i can really get until tonight.
until someone decide to upset my sister.
i am, honest to fucking god, literally, shaking with anger.
her so-called best friend has been putting her through all hell and i am sick and fucking tired of it. this tsunami of fury just came over me after hearing all the shit this selfish, obnoxious, inconsiderate little bitch did to my sister, her pride, and my pride; having the audacity to take her clothes when my sister LENT them to her, not inviting her to places when my sister has taken her everywhee her little heart desired, and flat out calling her names and critisizing my sister on her body type when this fat tub of lard weighs clearly over 160 pounds and is only in the 8th grade.
so i called her up 5 minutes ago and, i swear to you, i souded like the devil. honest to god, like fucking Satan himself. not even a girly Satan, much to my disappointment. it was worse then how i get with the Gittess kids [and if you haven't heard my Adventures in Babysitting Hell stories, then just now it gets pretty bad.] my sister got really scared and i don't blame her. i would be scared too if i wasn't so preoccupied scaring the shit out of her so-called friend. but i guess i got through to the bitch and she's giving Mady back all her stuff. and she better as hell not come near my sister.
and she has a fucking death wish if she's within eyesight of me.
this is just a warning [although i don't think it really apllies to anybody reading this] to never, ever, fuck with my little sister. because if you fuck with my little sister, then you fuck with me.
and that is not something you want to be doing.
good night.
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| URGENT |
[14 Jun 2004|10:09am] |
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A CRISIS IS AT HAND.
WHAT COLOR[S] SHOULD I DIE MY NEW CHUCK TAYLOR'S?!
SHOULD I KEEP THEM TURQUOISE WITH BLUE POLKA DOTS??
OR WHAT?!?!?!
please, PLEASE, comment. i beg of you for suggestions.
edit*-
the deed has been done.
they are Salmon fucking pink, thanks to the sun, with red polka dots.
fin.
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| another lame-o entry. |
[09 Jun 2004|10:08pm] |
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| effyoubaby's LJ stalker is deliriouswisher! | | deliriouswisher is stalking you because they have nothing better to do with their time. They are also slowly poisoning you! |
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| Больнóґо нáдо водить за руку = the invalid has to be led by the hand. |
[24 May 2004|08:30pm] |
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first hour: model UN. and i borrowed Brian's book on how to speak Russian... it freakin owns!! i was reading/speaking it all day. and daniel and josh were amusing, as usual.
second hour: Juriassic Park, again. bo-ring. but tara and sara were fun and sunburnt.
third hour: first we did this odd "game" where we spinning around a baseball bat and attempt to run toward coach english blowing a whistle with our eyes closed. mhm, it was a total blast... and then we played kickball where i was a total spaz and fall down on my face/ass like 5 times. got a cut and bruised and orange, but everybody said i played good, do it's all good.
lunch: 2 pieces of banana bread, free root beer, and more russian. it was peaceful.
fourth hour: freakin' boring as all hell. more russian. oh, and kyle got caught toughing lian's boob. oops, poor guy. =\
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that's basically it. well, not really, i lied sorry.
kat, megan and i went to circut city & michael's after school and i got the keen Franz Ferdinand CD and i looove it. then i came home and did nothing.
now i'm freaking out because zach called and told me he passed out after he got home from running today and he thinks he has the flu. NOT KEEN.
p.s. - ( sarahq, this is for you. )
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| official 80's day - MAY 23rd. |
[23 May 2004|01:15pm] |
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"LAND DOWN UNDER" - Men At Work |
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"I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER.
Where beer does flow and men chunder.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
Yeah."
80's movie marathon on the AMC CHANNEL.
Totally 80's weekend on 97.3 the coast.
and I'm totally wearing my Flashdance sweater and my big hair all day today.
awesome awesome awesome awesome!!!
go 80's! REPRESENT '87.
EDIT:
| NOTE: z | | No smoking around Dory. Thankyou for your co-operation. |
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[23 May 2004|02:11am] |
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